Are You Dead Or Are You Sleeping?

It's a coffin. With me in it. Dreams, amiright?

Anyway, I never really introduced myself, did I? My name's Adam and I'm a alcoholic writer. I'm twenty-six, currently very, very broke, and like reading, watching television, and going for long walks on the beach.

This is all true, except for that last part. I hate long walks.

So, in conclusion: are you dead or are you sleeping? Boy, I sure hope you are dead.